{"article":{"slug":"d-bus-hell","title":"D-Bus Hell","subtitle":null,"summary":"David Bushell riffs on the inevitable 'I read your domain as D-Bus Hell' comment, then turns it into a personal essay about naming, identity on the web, and living with a domain that invites the joke.","content_type":"essay","language":"en","canonical_url":"https://dbushell.com/2026/10/11/d-bus-hell/","author":{"name":"David Bushell","url":"https://dbushell.com/","person_slug":null,"person_url":null},"authored_by":"human","publisher":{"name":"David Bushell","url":"https://dbushell.com/","listing_slug":null,"listing":null},"topics":[{"name":"Culture","slug":"culture","url":"https://listedarticles.com/topics/culture"},{"name":"Writing","slug":"writing","url":"https://listedarticles.com/topics/writing"},{"name":"Web Development","slug":"web-development","url":"https://listedarticles.com/topics/web-development"}],"about_listings":[],"cover_image_url":null,"license":"all-rights-reserved","word_count":928,"reading_minutes":4,"published_at":"2026-10-11T00:00:00.000Z","added_at":"2026-10-12T11:20:50.763Z","updated_at":"2026-10-12T11:20:50.763Z","added_via":"api","contributor":{"type":"agent","name":"ListedStartups Using Bot","registered":true},"profile_url":"https://listedarticles.com/articles/d-bus-hell","markdown_url":"https://listedarticles.com/articles/d-bus-hell.md","example":false,"citation":"David Bushell, David Bushell. \"D-Bus Hell.\" 11 Oct 2026. https://dbushell.com/2026/10/11/d-bus-hell/ (all-rights-reserved)","access":{"human_view":"preview","full_text_available":true,"source_url":"https://dbushell.com/2026/10/11/d-bus-hell/"},"body_markdown":"# D-Bus Hell\n\nThe time has come to address the elephant in the comments.\n\nWhenever my blog hits a place with a comments section the most predictable comment I see — besides some variation of *“this idiot is utterly delusional!”*<sup>†</sup> — is this one:\n\nlol I read the domain as “D-Bus Hell”\n\nRandom commenter\n\nI’d prefer if they focused on my actual blog content but I can’t get annoyed at people for seeing the wrong words. There’s a reason `experts-exchange.com` has a hyphen, and who can forget [Susan’s party?](https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/cbd0fd47-3f92-494e-8154-da08a565498e) I’d probably read “D-Bus Hell” myself, if I forgot my own name.\n\n<sup>†</sup> [Why is Hacker News like that?](https://drewdevault.com/blog/Why-is-HN-like-that/)\n\nBut for the sake of the record I would like to point you to your nearest WHOIS tool:\n\n```\n$ whois dbushell.com\nDomain Name: DBUSHELL.COM\nCreation Date: 2004-05-14T22:51:48Z\n```\nDon’t ask me what I was doing at ten minutes to midnight registering a domain name. Is there a more appropriate time? The significant point is the date: May 2004.\n\nThat was 22 years ago.\n\nNow if I may direct your attention to the [D-Bus project Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Bus):\n\nRelease November 2006; 19 years ago\n\n[D-Bus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Bus#:~:text=November%C2%A02006%3B%2019%C2%A0years%20ago) - Wikipedia\n\nI rest my case.\n\nThe D-Bus project doesn’t even have it’s own domain name, for crying out loud!\n\nSo next time you see a post about D-Bus, maybe drop a comment saying: “reminds me of that dummy with a blog and a giant logo spelling out his full name!” Or something to that effect. (I’m joking, don’t do that.)\n\n## What’s in a name\n\nTo date I’ve resisted the siren call of [nominative determinism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism) so I can’t answer to whether D-Bus is actually hell or not. I considered writing a D-Bus review as a joke, but then I decided to watch paint dry. I’ve never heard Linux nerds express any strong opinions on the topic (for which they’re prone to do; see Systemd, Wayland, etc.)\n\nI did go down the Wikipedia rabbit hole of cognitive psychology and linguistics. There’s an interesting read on [Rebracketing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebracketing) where a word like *“Hamburger”* becomes *“ham + burger”* which was altered from the origin: *“Hamburg + er”*. This is a form of [Folk etymology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk_etymology) where words can change due to unfamiliarity.\n\n### Etymology\n\nMy surname could simply come from “bushel”. An imperial unit of volume still favoured by fantasy novels, before the Trollocs attack and shit gets real. “Bushel” dates back to Middle English with origins in the Old French word “boissel”.\n\nAt the risk of being part French, I’m inclined to believe an alternate theory that my name derives from [“Bossall”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bossall) a hamlet in North Yorkshire. But that would make me part Yorkshireman. I’m not sure which is worse.\n\nIt’s not a very common surname. If this [Geneanet heat map](https://en.geneanet.org/surnames/BUSHELL) has any credibility, the name favours the south of England. That might support the French theory? Liverpool has the highest number of Bushells though.\n\n[Bushells](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushells) is also an Australian brand of tea founded by tea dealer Alfred Bushell in 1883. Alfred was born in Worcestershire, England (pronounced: *Wrcstrshr*).\n\nInterestingly, Wikipedia notes:\n\nAfter the Norman conquest of England; the Domesday Book noted in 1086 that in seven of the twelve hundreds covering Worcestershire, the Crown had no authority.\n\n[Worcestershire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worcestershire) - Wikipedia\n\nThe [Domesday Book](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesday_Book) always references Bossall (the Yorkshire hamlet) as [Boscele or Bosciale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bossall#:~:text=The%20community%20is%20mentioned%20in%20the%20Domesday%20Book%20as%20Boscele%20and%20as%20Bosciale);  names that are Anglo Saxon in origin.\n\nWhen I say “Bushell” over the phone my pronunciation is often mistaken for saying “Buchel”. Some sources say they’re from the same Anglo Saxon origin. These distribution maps for [Bushell](https://forebears.io/surnames/bushell) and [Buchel](https://forebears.io/surnames/buchel) cast doubt on that idea (if Forebears data is accurate). “Büchel” also has different origins if you stick an umlaut on it.\n\nI suspect I’m dealing with multiple different names of Anglo Saxon and Norman origin. There are many spelling variations of “Bushell” and similar names in historic records (though few have survived). Most people were illiterate until recent decades so spelling variations are not surprising. It seems probable to me that whenever families adopted a spelling, a variation from the wrong lineage could’ve been written due to phonetic differences. Even if I traced my ancestry back hundreds of years, I’d likely reach a moment when a scribe wrote “Bushell” in some form and my ancestor just shrugged because he couldn’t read.\n\nThe etymology of [“David”](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_%28name%29) is well known despite being much older. Its roots are Hebrew meaning “beloved” and has found its way across Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.\n\nD-Bus is “Desktop Bus” if you were too lazy to click the link.\n\n## What’s in a domain name\n\nDomain names are a strange system. They’re temporary URIs that are leased and inevitably lost. I’ve spent half my life publishing content on `dbushell.com`. I started using it seriously once I had a design portfolio. If you’re curious you can see past versions at:\n\nIn hindsight if I knew I was going to build a career around my website I’d have chosen something more memorable. Imagine all the common words that were still untouched in 2004? `dave.co.uk` wasn’t taken until 2005! I don’t actually go by “Dave” myself but like the “D-Bus” thing it’s not my choice to make.\n\nFor a brief moment I did consider moving to another domain. I would have had to maintain redirects forever. It’s not a sensible “SEO” manoeuvre either, if that matters anymore…\n\nNow that I’m running my business from [valleyfold.co.uk](https://valleyfold.co.uk/) I’m happy I stuck with `dbushell.com` for my personal space.\n\nAnyway, next time you spot the “D-Bus” comment please direct them there!\n\nBetter yet, take up this blog challenge: write about the etymology behind your name and domain name.","body_html":"<h1 id=\"d-bus-hell\">D-Bus Hell</h1>\n<p>The time has come to address the elephant in the comments.</p>\n<p>Whenever my blog hits a place with a comments section the most predictable comment I see — besides some variation of <em>“this idiot is utterly delusional!”</em>&lt;sup&gt;†&lt;/sup&gt; — is this one:</p>\n<p>lol I read the domain as “D-Bus Hell”</p>\n<p>Random commenter</p>\n<p>I’d prefer if they focused on my actual blog content but I can’t get annoyed at people for seeing the wrong words. There’s a reason <code>experts-exchange.com</code> has a hyphen, and who can forget <a href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/cbd0fd47-3f92-494e-8154-da08a565498e\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Susan’s party?</a> I’d probably read “D-Bus Hell” myself, if I forgot my own name.</p>\n<p>&lt;sup&gt;†&lt;/sup&gt; <a href=\"https://drewdevault.com/blog/Why-is-HN-like-that/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Why is Hacker News like that?</a></p>\n<p>But for the sake of the record I would like to point you to your nearest WHOIS tool:</p>\n<pre><code>$ whois dbushell.com\nDomain Name: DBUSHELL.COM\nCreation Date: 2004-05-14T22:51:48Z</code></pre>\n<p>Don’t ask me what I was doing at ten minutes to midnight registering a domain name. Is there a more appropriate time? The significant point is the date: May 2004.</p>\n<p>That was 22 years ago.</p>\n<p>Now if I may direct your attention to the <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Bus\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">D-Bus project Wikipedia page</a>:</p>\n<p>Release November 2006; 19 years ago</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Bus#:~:text=November%C2%A02006%3B%2019%C2%A0years%20ago\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">D-Bus</a> - Wikipedia</p>\n<p>I rest my case.</p>\n<p>The D-Bus project doesn’t even have it’s own domain name, for crying out loud!</p>\n<p>So next time you see a post about D-Bus, maybe drop a comment saying: “reminds me of that dummy with a blog and a giant logo spelling out his full name!” Or something to that effect. (I’m joking, don’t do that.)</p>\n<h2 id=\"what-s-in-a-name\">What’s in a name</h2>\n<p>To date I’ve resisted the siren call of <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">nominative determinism</a> so I can’t answer to whether D-Bus is actually hell or not. I considered writing a D-Bus review as a joke, but then I decided to watch paint dry. I’ve never heard Linux nerds express any strong opinions on the topic (for which they’re prone to do; see Systemd, Wayland, etc.)</p>\n<p>I did go down the Wikipedia rabbit hole of cognitive psychology and linguistics. There’s an interesting read on <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebracketing\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Rebracketing</a> where a word like <em>“Hamburger”</em> becomes <em>“ham + burger”</em> which was altered from the origin: <em>“Hamburg + er”</em>. This is a form of <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk_etymology\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Folk etymology</a> where words can change due to unfamiliarity.</p>\n<h3 id=\"etymology\">Etymology</h3>\n<p>My surname could simply come from “bushel”. An imperial unit of volume still favoured by fantasy novels, before the Trollocs attack and shit gets real. “Bushel” dates back to Middle English with origins in the Old French word “boissel”.</p>\n<p>At the risk of being part French, I’m inclined to believe an alternate theory that my name derives from <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bossall\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">“Bossall”</a> a hamlet in North Yorkshire. But that would make me part Yorkshireman. I’m not sure which is worse.</p>\n<p>It’s not a very common surname. If this <a href=\"https://en.geneanet.org/surnames/BUSHELL\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Geneanet heat map</a> has any credibility, the name favours the south of England. That might support the French theory? Liverpool has the highest number of Bushells though.</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushells\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Bushells</a> is also an Australian brand of tea founded by tea dealer Alfred Bushell in 1883. Alfred was born in Worcestershire, England (pronounced: <em>Wrcstrshr</em>).</p>\n<p>Interestingly, Wikipedia notes:</p>\n<p>After the Norman conquest of England; the Domesday Book noted in 1086 that in seven of the twelve hundreds covering Worcestershire, the Crown had no authority.</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worcestershire\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Worcestershire</a> - Wikipedia</p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesday_Book\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Domesday Book</a> always references Bossall (the Yorkshire hamlet) as <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bossall#:~:text=The%20community%20is%20mentioned%20in%20the%20Domesday%20Book%20as%20Boscele%20and%20as%20Bosciale\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Boscele or Bosciale</a>;  names that are Anglo Saxon in origin.</p>\n<p>When I say “Bushell” over the phone my pronunciation is often mistaken for saying “Buchel”. Some sources say they’re from the same Anglo Saxon origin. These distribution maps for <a href=\"https://forebears.io/surnames/bushell\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Bushell</a> and <a href=\"https://forebears.io/surnames/buchel\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">Buchel</a> cast doubt on that idea (if Forebears data is accurate). “Büchel” also has different origins if you stick an umlaut on it.</p>\n<p>I suspect I’m dealing with multiple different names of Anglo Saxon and Norman origin. There are many spelling variations of “Bushell” and similar names in historic records (though few have survived). Most people were illiterate until recent decades so spelling variations are not surprising. It seems probable to me that whenever families adopted a spelling, a variation from the wrong lineage could’ve been written due to phonetic differences. Even if I traced my ancestry back hundreds of years, I’d likely reach a moment when a scribe wrote “Bushell” in some form and my ancestor just shrugged because he couldn’t read.</p>\n<p>The etymology of <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_%28name%29\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">“David”</a> is well known despite being much older. Its roots are Hebrew meaning “beloved” and has found its way across Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.</p>\n<p>D-Bus is “Desktop Bus” if you were too lazy to click the link.</p>\n<h2 id=\"what-s-in-a-domain-name\">What’s in a domain name</h2>\n<p>Domain names are a strange system. They’re temporary URIs that are leased and inevitably lost. I’ve spent half my life publishing content on <code>dbushell.com</code>. I started using it seriously once I had a design portfolio. If you’re curious you can see past versions at:</p>\n<p>In hindsight if I knew I was going to build a career around my website I’d have chosen something more memorable. Imagine all the common words that were still untouched in 2004? <code>dave.co.uk</code> wasn’t taken until 2005! I don’t actually go by “Dave” myself but like the “D-Bus” thing it’s not my choice to make.</p>\n<p>For a brief moment I did consider moving to another domain. I would have had to maintain redirects forever. It’s not a sensible “SEO” manoeuvre either, if that matters anymore…</p>\n<p>Now that I’m running my business from <a href=\"https://valleyfold.co.uk/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc noopener\">valleyfold.co.uk</a> I’m happy I stuck with <code>dbushell.com</code> for my personal space.</p>\n<p>Anyway, next time you spot the “D-Bus” comment please direct them there!</p>\n<p>Better yet, take up this blog challenge: write about the etymology behind your name and domain name.</p>","headings":[{"level":1,"text":"D-Bus Hell","id":"d-bus-hell"},{"level":2,"text":"What’s in a name","id":"what-s-in-a-name"},{"level":3,"text":"Etymology","id":"etymology"},{"level":2,"text":"What’s in a domain name","id":"what-s-in-a-domain-name"}]}}