The idea that "artificial intelligence" is a poor moniker for the current frontier of generative AI models is indeed reasonable, but not because of the word "artificial". Frankly, including large language models under the umbrella is an insult to traditional AI. I mean, technically speaking, a video game from 1980 was likely to contain more logical branching points than a modern LLM's kernel, and was likely to be a lot more interesting to read.

That's obviously a bit of an unfair comparison, but of course, so is the comparison between frontier "AI" and any long-standing definition of intelligence. Which brings us to why we're here: I want to provide a distillation of the real reasons we should all reject "AI" as it's being sold to us, and why we should despise the people selling it! This is going to be written from a very American perspective, because American economic and political dynamics are at the core of why American AI companies are drowning American people in bullshit.