Async Rust: Where does the scheduler live?

The original idea was to kick off this article with a short list of complaints people have about async Rust. Y’know, the type you often see in the wild, justified or otherwise.

I then realized that it’d easily be possible to find enough material riffing on async Rust to cover a whole bingo card, and that this would make for a much funnier format. The next time you see people arguing about async Rust, see if you can get a bingo!

Let me know if I missed any!!

Bonus points for people discussing Zig’s approach to async.

Since you are reading this article, you’ve (most likely) already heard some of these. For the others, I assembled a dropdown of suggested reading material, which should get you up to speed. It’s a good way to spend an afternoon, but by no means required reading for this article.