Deshittification Part 2: Bypassing the App Store Gatekeeper

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by: Lari Huttunen

In my previous post, Deshittification as a Service, I shared a blueprint for taking back control from modern Smart TVs. I placed an LG OLED running WebOS inside an isolated VLAN behind an OpenBSD gateway. My goal was simple. I wanted to block vendor telemetry, strip out ads, and force the TV to act like a plain display again.

I expected the hardware to respect these new boundaries. Instead, WebOS staged an uprising.

As soon as I blocked LG’s Automatic Content Recognition (ACR) and ad servers at the DNS level, the OS fought back. It did not just drop telemetry packets in silence. Instead, it actively broke core system features. WebOS locked down the app store, threw cryptic error codes, and held basic app management hostage until the TV got unrestricted access to its tracking servers.