One chef's-knife brand gets 31% of its "what should I buy" mentions from 5% of the accounts, four times what chance predicts. So I pulled those accounts' full Reddit histories.

This article was drafted with AI from my outline and the run logs, then edited. The buying-thread numbers can be recomputed from the published data with one script; the account-history comparison cannot, because it rests on usernames I will not publish.

Why the question is testable at all

Last year I fine-tuned a small named-entity model, GLiNER, to pull brands, models and steels out of knife comments. That model runs over every comment the New Knife Day scraper collects from six subreddits: r/knives, r/knifeclub, r/chefknives, r/japaneseknives, r/FixedBladeEdc and r/KnifeSteels.