He who does not code, neither shall he eat

You have never heard of me, and depending on who you are, god do I hope you will forget my name as soon as you finish reading this. Quite frankly, I am unimportant. I am not a maintainer of any major Open Source project. My largest Open Source contributions have been completely replaced by better code, and were not meaningful enough to make me qualified to speak on this issue.

I will do so anyways, because I have a problem and I'm making it your problem. You're still reading, right? Good, let's go.

I'll skip right past what specific event sparked me to write this article. I'm sure if you're a terminal case computer-toucher like I am, you can make one or two guesses. If you're reading this within a week of posting, you may even have a 1 in 10 chance of guessing correctly.