PotemkinOS: an operating system where the model writes the userland

PotemkinOS is a Linux image with no userland. You boot into a chat with a local model, and every program on the box is one the model wrote in C, compiled with tcc, at runtime, on your machine. It is a joke with a working build: the model writes its own ls (every symlink is mode 0777), its own shell (exits after the first command), and, given three machines and eight and a half hours, a Kubernetes cluster that the real kubectl lists as three nodes Ready.

Gentoo made you compile everything from source on first install. PotemkinOS makes the model write the source first.