Ten lines of code that, one way or another, mean something to me. Either because I wrote them, or I extensively copied them, or they made me laugh. Or cry.
I don’t know when I typed this for the first time, or if it was exactly this version. Might have been without the comma, or with more exclamation marks.
Nevertheless, the computer obliged, cheerfully greeting the world, and very much in particular, the wide-eyed kid who had just communicated with a computer for the first time.
The second line drove home the point that a computer will do anything you tell it to. Hello world forever!
Holy JavaScript weirdness, Batman!
Copy the line and paste it your browser’s console for a crossover between old school pop culture TV and nerdy coding humor, with a big fat dose of “JavaScript is stupid” on top.
A classic, and a genuine LOL when I first ran it.
Self modifying 6502 assembly code
Machine language is as close to the metal as it gets. No warnings, no logs, no guardrails. It even allows you to modify itself, by overwriting the actual bytes of the code while it runs.
Like in this example, where you update the high bytes of the source and destination addresses. The branch loops from $2000 to $20FF, and the subsequent INC changes the address from $2000 to $2100, before starting the loop again.
(The 6502 is little endian, so we do +2 and +5 instead of +1 and +4)
As low-level as it gets, hardcore, and slightly dangerous. Realizing you could do this really drove home the point that, when coding this close to the metal, anything goes.
touch.bat
This tiny batch script allowed for a poor man’s touch on Windows, which I used extensively from Windows NT to Windows 7. I typed touch filename.txt in the Total Commander mini-shell to quickly generate new, empty files. Couldn’t live without it.
CSS debugger
The console.log of the cascades! The var_dump() of the styles! The printf() of the sheets!
And always hotpink.
Infinite lives
Just poke a specific byte into the right place of the binary code currently in the computer’s memory, and you suddenly get infinite lives, enegry or money.
Not only did this allow you to cheat at the game, it also brought the powerful realization that everything in any game could be manipulated, as long as you knew where to PEEK and POKE.
The speed-up loop
A funny story, and for those of us who ever had to toil away on boring, aimless projects, an idea that might have its appeal.
RTFM or rm -rf /
If you ran into a problem with Linux around the 2000s, you often took to IRC in search for help. It was there that many found the magic cure to all Linux problems, which was always the same: log in as root, and run rm -rf /.
Without fail, it made every Linux problem dissappear!
SKAN2.PAS
It was the early 90s and our school finally set up a LAN, so of course my cyberpunk scriptkiddies lamers 1337 h4x0rz buddies and I explored it. We knew that all usernames consisted of three letters, and those not in use would be left at the default password.
So we whipped up this extremely crude username scanner in Borland Pascal. More bugs than lines of code, but it sorta did the job. (And it should — it’s version 2.00 after all!)
We happily hacked all the dormant accounts we could find, and then… moved on.
CSS280
An animated poem in nothing but 280 characters of CSS. No JavaScript, not even HTML — it would run in an empty document with just a <style> block, and these 280 characters of pure CSS.
The artifical limit was a step up from the earlier 140 character limit, dictated by Twitter, allowing small snippets of code to be posted that you could copy over to an empty CodePen to see an amusing effect.
I’m especially proud of the 1e+9 duration, which is shorter than infinite (both in time as in character count).