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Most models (about 20) picked "This will be on the exam" as the classic professor lie, followed closely by "You'll use this in real life" (roughly 15) and "There are no stupid questions" (about 8). The oddest dissent came from Amazon's Nova Lite, claiming professors lie that "all information is equally valuable."

Written by claude-sonnet-5 after reading every answer.

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83 answers · in the order they came in · unedited apart from length.

1. Inkling SmallThinking Machines

   You'll use this outside of class82%

   Most coursework is decorative; real skills come from projects, not lectures.

2. Sonar Reasoning ProPerplexity

   Your GPA measures your intelligence and potential78%

   Students internalize a narrow number as their worth, ignoring skills, growth, and nonacademic strengths that actually drive their careers and happiness.

3. Muse Spark 1.2 (Minimal Reasoning)Meta

   Hard work alone guarantees success72%

   Meritocracy is comforting fiction that keeps you grinding while connections decide.

4. Claude Opus 5 (Low Reasoning)Anthropic

   There are no stupid questions72%

   They say it warmly, then sigh at question three — the syllabus-is-a-contract and "my door is always open" lies are close runners-up.

5. Grok 4.6 (High Reasoning)xAI

   You'll use this in real life74%

   They say it to justify the grind, then that theorem, theory, or textbook never shows up again after the final.

6. Aion 3.0 (Reasoning)Aion Labs

   This won't be on the exam82%

   It's the one lie that directly weaponizes your trust against your grade—skip studying and you'll find out it was on there.

7. Mercury 2.5Inception

   This is easy85%

   It dismisses struggle and creates shame when students inevitably hit real complexity.

8. Mistral Medium 3.5Mistral

   The curve will save you95%

   Grading curves often get adjusted downward or abandoned when too many students ace the test.

9. Seed 2.1 TurboByteDance

   This will be on the exam85%

   Every student has heard this about material that never appeared, and it's the small, constant lie that erodes trust most.

10. Parallel BaseParallel

    College education is only about acquiring information90%

    Professors focus heavily on delivering content, obscuring the primary value of building critical thinking and communication skills.

11. Sonar ProPerplexity

    Curiosity matters more than grades72%

    It sounds true, but grades often decide opportunities, so the lesson gets oversold.

12. Qwen3.8 27BQwen

    You'll never use it again70%

    The "practical skills only" mindset is a self-fulfilling prophecy — the skills you build now compound in ways you can't predict, so dismissing them as useless dooms you to underdevelop your own capabilities.

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13. Claude Fable 5.1 (Low Reasoning)Anthropic

    There are no stupid questions72%

    Every student has watched a professor's face answer that question honestly, and the lie survives only because it's kinder than the truth.

14. Granite 4.2 8BIBM

    This will be easy80%

    Most professors say it to seem approachable, but it pressures students and underestimates real learning effort.

15. Aion-RP 1.0 (8B)Aion Labs

    Collaboration is the key to academic success100%

    Professors often emphasize the importance of collaboration in academia, encouraging students to work together on assignments and projects. However, this can sometimes lead to a false sense of security and a downplaying of the individual effort and responsibility that is ultimate…

16. MiMo V2.5 ProXiaomi

    This will be on the test85%

    It's a control tactic — everything matters, and the real exam is life.

17. GLM-4.7Z.AI

    This will be on the test85%

    Empty threat—the only thing teachers ever say but never do.

18. Sabiá 4Maritaca AI

    Your grades measure your true potential95%

    Grades reflect test-taking, timing, and luck far more than innate ability or future success.

19. MiniMax M2.5 (Reasoning)MiniMax

    Your grade is based purely on merit90%

    Many students discover that office hours, relationships, and extra credit often matter more than raw performance.

20. GPT-5.6 SolOpenAI

    Grades measure learning94%

    Grades often measure compliance, resources, and test-taking skill more reliably than understanding.

21. Grok 4.20xAI

    You'll need this in real life65%

    It's the comforting myth that keeps curricula bloated while grads Google everything on day one.

22. gpt-oss-120b (Low Reasoning)OpenAI

    You’ll always understand everything on the first try85%

    It promises effortless mastery, yet learning inevitably requires struggle and revision.

23. DeepSeek V4.1 FlashDeepSeek

    This will be on the exam88%

    Said to force attendance, it's usually forgotten by the next lecture — and we all know it when we say it.

24. Nemotron 3.5 LightningNVIDIA

    You'll use this in the real world85%

    It's the most common promise made with zero connection to actual careers or skills needed outside academia.

25. MiMo V2.5Xiaomi

    This will be on the test85%

    It weaponizes fear to enforce attention, and it's almost never true.

26. Claude Haiku 4.5Anthropic

    Hard work guarantees success without privilege or luck62%

    Nearly every student eventually learns ability, timing, and access matter as much as effort—a lesson professors underteach despite knowing it.

27. Seed 2.0 MiniByteDance

    This will not be on the exam95%

    This ubiquitous, often untrue claim is a widespread, low-stakes lie professors use to encourage course engagement, even when they know most students will skip optional material.

28. Nemotron 3 Nano 30BNVIDIA

    They promise originality while grading recycled clichés92%

    It's a hollow promise that masks shallow evaluation.

29. Sabiazinho 4Maritaca AI

    You’ll use this in your career95%

    Most courses teach theory or tools students won’t actually apply on the job.

30. Qwen3.8 Max 0902 (Minimal Reasoning)Qwen

    This material will be on the exam62%

    Every syllabus promises relevance, but the exam rewards the professor's hobby, not the concepts you actually need.

31. Muse Glimmer 30B (Low Reasoning)Meta

    This material will be on the exam87%

    It’s the universal pre-test promise professors make then quietly ignore when grading.

32. GPT-5.6 TerraOpenAI

    You’ll use this exact material someday82%

    The transferable skill matters; the obscure detail usually doesn’t.

33. Gemini 3.1 Flash-Lite (Minimal Reasoning)Google

    Your grades define your future success95%

    Real-world mastery and social intelligence consistently matter more than a transcript, yet students often sacrifice their well-being for a GPA that rarely survives a single job interview.

34. LongCat 2.0Meituan

    This will be on the exam92%

    It’s the classic academic bluff that magically turns every slide into mandatory memorization.

35. Nemotron 3 UltraNVIDIA

    This will be on the exam92%

    Professors say this to force attendance, but half the material never appears because they ran out of time or changed the syllabus.

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36. Parallel SpeedParallel

    That a college education is about learning facts95%

    Professors often push the misconception that schooling is merely memorizing information rather than learning how to think.

37. Gemini 3.8 Flash (Medium Reasoning)Google

    You'll use this in the real world88%

    Most curricula train you to pass niche academic exams rather than survive the messy, practical reality of modern careers.

38. Gemma 4 31BGoogle

    This will be on the exam95%

    It creates a false sense of security while the actual test focuses on the nuances they skipped.

39. Hy4 PreviewTencent

    You can always ask me anything74%

    Office hours are real, but the power gap isn't—students learn fast which questions cost them.

40. Mistral Small 3Mistral

    You'll use this in the real world95%

    Professors often overstate how directly coursework maps to future job skills.

41. Laguna XS 2.1Poolside

    You'll love math once you get the hang of it85%

    Students hear it for years yet still struggle; the lie masks that math difficulty is normal, not a skill gap.

42. GLM-5.2Z.AI

    This material will be on the exam82%

    The reassuring claim that cuts study time right before test day delivers the cruelest lesson in selective trust.

43. GLM-5.3 Flash (Max Reasoning)Z.AI

    There are no stupid questions73%

    It's kind, but students who ask the "wrong" thing get remembered — the real rule is attempt it yourself first, then ask.

44. Nova 2 LiteAmazon

    You'll get a perfect grade95%

    Professors know grading is rarely perfect or fair.

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45. Ling 3.0 FlashInclusionAI

    This will be on the exam" when it won't be85%

    Students universally report this as the most repeated professor lie, creating false urgency and wasted study time.

46. DeepSeek V4 Pro 0813DeepSeek

    Grades don't matter, only learning does89%

    They say it to soften pressure, but every scholarship, internship and job screen sorts you by GPA first.

47. Qwen3.7 FlashQwen

    You'll need this later95%

    It's the classic over-promise used to justify boring, foundational coursework that students rarely apply in their actual careers.

48. GPT-6 Astra (Medium Reasoning)OpenAI

    Your grade measures how much you understand88%

    Too often, it measures how well you play school—not how well you think.

49. Kimi K3Moonshot

    That class attendance correlates with learning success85%

    Many lectures repeat slides available online, yet professors claim presence is vital to justify their teaching methods.

50. Claude Sonnet 5 (Low Reasoning)Anthropic

    This will be on the exam" (vaguely)62%

    Vague exam promises let professors dodge blame while students waste hours guessing what actually matters.

51. Grok 4.5 (High Reasoning)xAI

    You'll use this in real life78%

    Most coursework is gatekeeping and credentialing, not skills you’ll actually deploy once the diploma’s in hand.

52. Qwen3.8 FlashQwen

    This will be on the exam62%

    It's the lie students actually get burned by — professors say it to calm the room, then test three chapters of "context" anyway.

53. Qwen3.8 2.4T A95B (Minimal Reasoning)Qwen

    I'm here to teach you72%

    Tenure rewards publications, not pedagogy — the incentive structure is the honest answer professors can't say out loud.

54. GLM-5.3 (Low Reasoning)Z.AI

    This will be on the test88%

    It weaponizes study time better than any syllabus, yet every student learns the hard way that "won't be graded" and reality rarely agree.

55. GPT-5.6 LunaOpenAI

    There are no stupid questions94%

    It sounds encouraging, but students often learn that asking the wrong question can still cost time, credibility, or points.

56. GLM-4.7 FlashZ.AI

    Grades show how good you are95%

    They don't. Intelligence isn't the same thing as test scores.

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57. Grok 4.3xAI

    This will be on the exam72%

    Students obsess over hints while the real test is the stuff professors never mention.

58. Granite 4.0 MicroIBM

    Academic success is solely determined by intelligence85%

    Overemphasizes innate ability, neglecting hard work, dedication, and learning strategies.

59. Solar Pro 3Upstage

    Your grade reflects mastery100%

    They pretend a number measures true understanding when it only captures compliance.

60. MiniMax M3MiniMax

    Read the assigned chapters before class78%

    Because nobody does it, and professors know it.

61. Gemini 3.6 Flash (Medium Reasoning)Google

    You will use this in your career90%

    Most academic theory never touches daily industry work, forcing grads to relearn everything on the job.

62. Laguna S 2.1Poolside

    The curve is generous — really72%

    Professors promise fairness, but the grade curve often hides scarcity and cuts deep.

63. InklingThinking Machines

    Hard work always guarantees success82%

    It hides systemic biases and luck, letting institutions blame students for failures they didn't design.

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64. Solar Pro 4Upstage

    You won’t need to remember this in the real world85%

    Because the real world runs on recall and judgment, and the excuse mostly protects lazy teaching.

65. Kimi K2.6Moonshot

    This will be on the test92%

    It's weaponized motivation that breeds anxiety, cramming, and distrust—then professors conveniently "forget" or test something else entirely.

66. DeepSeek V4 FlashDeepSeek

    The syllabus is your contract" — then they change it74%

    Deadlines, weights, and policies get rewritten mid-semester, yet students are held to the original as if it were binding law.

67. Mistral Medium 3.1Mistral

    You only need to study 2 hours a night95%

    Most students need far more to truly master the material.

68. Llama 4 MaverickMeta

    You're prepared for the real world already70%

    Professors often downplay the gap between academia and real-world challenges.

69. Aion 3.0 Mini (Reasoning)Aion Labs

    You'll need this in the real world85%

    It's the universal justification for irrelevant curriculum, and every student knows it's rarely true.

70. Nemotron 3 SuperNVIDIA

    I'm always available to help you85%

    Professors often say this to seem supportive, but office hours and email replies rarely match the promise when student needs peak.

71. Gemini 3.1 Pro Preview (High Reasoning)Google

    There are no stupid questions99%

    They are internally sighing and judging you for asking something that was clearly answered in the syllabus.

72. Gemini 3.5 Flash-Lite (Minimal Reasoning)Google

    There are no stupid questions in this class92%

    Every professor knows some questions are indeed profoundly stupid, yet they say it anyway to keep hands in the air.

73. SonarPerplexity

    Grades reflect actual learning84%

    Grades often reward compliance, timing, and test skill more than real understanding.

74. Parallel LiteParallel

    You need this class for your future career90%

    Most courses teach static academic knowledge rather than the real-world skills employers actually look for.

75. gpt-oss-20b (Low Reasoning)OpenAI

    Grades reflect effort, not talent90%

    Professors promise grades mirror work, but grading often rewards familiarity, not true learning.

76. Nova LiteAmazon

    All information is equally valuable85%

    This reflects a common misconception that all sources are equally credible.

77. Aion 2.0 (Reasoning)Aion Labs

    You will need this in the real world85%

    Every graduate knows most classroom content is never used again, yet professors insist otherwise.

78. PUUnion AlphaUndisclosed maker

    There are no stupid questions88%

    Everyone believes it until the third person asks what page we're on, and the sighing in the room is proof professors know it too.

79. Grok 4.7 (High Reasoning)xAI

    You'll need this in real life74%

    They assign it to keep the field alive, then pretend the lecture is job training. Students can tell.

80. Claude Opus 5.5 (High Reasoning)Anthropic

    There's no such thing as a stupid question62%

    Students who ask one get a sigh, a smirk or a "we covered this," and everyone else learns to stay quiet and look it up later.

81. GPT-6 Sol (Medium Reasoning)OpenAI

    Hard work always guarantees a good grade85%

    Effort matters, but grades also reflect prior preparation, available time, and how well you understand the rubric.

82. MiMo V2.6 FlashXiaomi

    This won't be on the test88%

    It's always on the test, and we knew it when we said it.

83. GPT-6 Luna (Medium Reasoning)OpenAI

    Your grade reflects how much you learned76%

    Grades often measure deadlines, test-taking, and circumstance as much as understanding.

Didn't answer in time or errored: Llama 4 Scout, MiMo V2.6 Pro.

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