[This is a guest post by Rikab Gambhir. This blog post was initially written in a different file format and converted using AI. — T.]

*First, they came for the artists,
and I did not speak out, because I was not an artist.
Then, they came for the mathematicians,
and I did not speak out, because I was not a mathematician.
Then, they came for the physicists,
and it was actually really cool and they gave me free tokens and promised to solve my entire field for me and now I can finally devote myself to the important work of publishing papers instead of doing physics*

In early October, OpenAI fulfilled every mathematician’s childhood dream.