01. Your Apple will have dinner waiting

CyberLYNX Smarthome I advertisement with a brightly illustrated house showing the rooms and appliances an Apple computer could help control.

Creative Computing, November 1984 · PDF page 202. Source scan.

CyberLYNX promised lights, music and dinner waiting when you got home. Owen W. Linzmayer found Smarthome I dependable in his apartment, though the instructions were confusing. Once configured, the controller could run without the Apple. You still had to prepare the food. [1]

02. An online party with one glass to wash

CompuServe advertisement framing a couple inside a computer screen and describing a party across nine states with one glass left to wash.

Creative Computing, November 1984 · PDF page 241. Source scan.

CompuServe offered a party across nine states with one glass to wash afterward. In a separate 1984 account, Steven K. Roberts chatted from a hotel while someone in Washington arranged for beer to be delivered to his room. [2] The modem could bring you company and, with help, a drink.